when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
(via keepingupwithlorddisick)
(Source: thesarahjanesmith, via samlikesglitter)
99.9% of my sentences start with
- oh my god
- yeah
- no
- basically
- wait
- so yeah
- like
- you know
- oh
- um
- what
- well
- but
- dude
You forgot
- listen here you little shit
And
• let me tell you a thing
(Source: charllemcdonnell, via samlikesglitter)
dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
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If ur a cute boy and you compliment me there is a 100% chance I will want to kiss you
(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via crcatiebug)
